QUICK FACTS
- Where We Started: Fredericksburg, Va.
- Where We Ended: Richmond, Va.
- Miles Driven: 243 (347 total)
- New States: 0
- Total States: 1 (Virginia)
THE DAY'S HIGHLIGHTS
Day 2 was more notable for quantity than quality. We hit a ton of historical sites in the general vicinity of Fredericksburg, and eventually wound our way down to Richmond for the evening.
The first day of sightseeing started poorly. We stopped in downtown Fredericksburg to see the home of Mary Washington, George's mom. Closed for renovations. Then, on to the James Monroe Museum. Closed for renovations. We finally found a place that would let us in: Ferry Farm, George Washington's boyhood home. The actual structure is long gone, but remains of the home were recently found. After finally working my way past an overly helpful woman at the front desk who was determined to tell me everything about George Washington from conception to death, we headed in. We even brought some of our own diggers to the excavation site.
Fred and Hank pose in front of the surveyor's house at Ferry Farm. Hank, as you can see, finds history stimulating.
In one of those odd geographical juxtapositions, from the farm of the father of our country, I can now see clearly a 7-Eleven right across the street. This surely came in handy for George when he needed a bag of Doritos to get him through a rough night of battle planning.
After Ferry Farm, we did about half of a battlefield driving tour through the areas that hosted the Battle of Fredericksburg, the Battle of Chancellorsville and the Battle of the Wilderness. Unfortunately, we had to break off before reaching the site of the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, and despite a great recommendation from Scott Vance, also missed out on Ellwood, which was closed. Chancellorsville -- the site of Lee's greatest strategic victory, but also his greatest loss (Stonewall Jackson) -- had an interesting driving tour, but what was most interesting was the quiet intersection that was the heart of the battle in 1863. The site where more than 10,000 men died is now a peaceful country intersection.
Btw, this is my crappy picture. Joan had some technical problems I'll mention shortly.
After the battlefields, we headed east to check out four interesting sites on the Eastern Shore Virginia's northern neck: the site of the old Garrett Farm, where John Wilkes Booth met his end after assassinating Lincoln, and three notable birthplaces, those of James Monroe, George Washington and Robert E. Lee, who were conveniently born within 15 minutes of each other.
The James Monroe birthplace is located on James Monroe Highway. I mean, what are the odds of that? Anyway, it was a nice monument, with a recently-laid wreath.
James Monroe's birthplace monument. Credit: Second-rate photographer.
What you can't see, since it was sitting a few feet in front of the monument, was an upright empty Seagram's whiskey bottle, apparently intentionally placed there. I thought empty whiskey bottles were the province of dead rock stars, not dead presidents. Apparently not, and James Monroe has more in common with James Morrison than I thought.
We arrived at the George Washington Birthplace National Monument about 10 minutes before it was due to close, which gave Joan time to use the restroom and for me to take a few lousy, unusable photos of the obelisk that marks the hallowed spot. We arrived at Stratford Hall, Lee's birthplace, too late to tour.
The most surprising site came when we made a quick stop at Westmoreland State Park to get the dogs some air. Located right on the Potomac, it provided a gorgeous view that I didn't do justice to with this picture.
Then, with dusk settling in, we began our march to Richmond.
THE DAY'S LOWLIGHT
- Joan and her computer. Since the day before we left, Joan has been having major computer problems, the details of which are too excruciating to go into here. We decided these problems required a complete reinstall of Windows, but we couldn't make it work, so Joan went to a Best Buy in Saturday to get the hard drive wiped. Then, when we got to Richmond last night, she tried to reinstall Windows, which worked OK -- if you consider having all of her photos look like they were taken in front of a funhouse mirror OK. Naturally, we were both more than a little frustrated at this point. And it wasn't like I was going to let her get much time with my MacBook Pro. This has all left Joan crippled from a photography standpoint, so that's why you've had to deal with some of today's photos being a little sub-standard. Today, we will be stopping at another Best Buy to re wipe and let them handle the Windows install. To her credit, Joan has been very brave through these problems, though if we don't get this fixed today, I can't promise anything.
- This experience did provide one of the funnier moments of the day. Joan has habit of picking up conversations that ended an hour ago as if we never stopped talking, so this often leads to strange non-sequitirs. So, imagine my surprise when, two hours after we stopped talking about her computer, Joan suddenly says, "I really do hope the wipe was successful." Now, I have no idea what she's talking about, but I can only come up with bad options. I'm wondering whether we've finally reached that point where we have to discuss how much information we really want to share with each other. Then, I realize she's talking about the hard drive. Whew.
ROAD SCRAPS
- Hank the Escape Artist managed to get out of the car for the first time Saturday, as Joan was getting back into the car after taking a picture of me in front of the closed James Monroe Museum. He was quickly recaptured, but this will be a recurring theme. Fred generally doesn't try and get out of the car -- and why should he, I ask; he's getting acupuncture, for crissakes. But Hank is one half beagle and one half Papillon (and I don't mean the dog breed. I mean this guy). I mean, we always knew Hank was a James Monroe fan, but this is ridiculous.
- We encountered two firsts on Saturday, and in fact, both were things that we didn't see on the entire 2003 trip. First, on I-95 just south of Fredericksburg, I saw the left back tire on an old car explode and watched the car lurch into the right lane (where we were, though 100 yards back). The pickup truck in front of us did a half fish-tail before regaining control, and after that, all was well. For those of who you have driven with me, I know what you're asking: "Jim was in the right lane? He's not a right lane guy." That's true, I do find the right lane to be a slightly wimpy place to be, but I was getting off the highway a half-mile later.
- The second new experience: a road block. As we were headed toward Port Royal to see where Booth died, we came over a hill and saw a line of cars waiting to get through a police roadblock. Having seen too many movies, I considered running it, but thought better. They asked to see my driver's license, and sent me on my way. Checked the Fredericksburg Free-Lance Star, and only found one story that could be related, though I have no idea if this had anything to do with it.
MUSIC REPORT
- Random iPod shuffle song of the day: "Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)," by John Williams, from "Star Wars." Yes, laugh if you want. I will admit to being a fan of movie music. Not oldies movie music, like "The Big Chill," but film score music, like James Horner, John Williams, Hans Zimmer, etc. This came to light many years ago when Casey Taylor, a friend and colleague, saw the "Titanic" soundtrack on my desk and started telling people I was a Celine Dion fan. If that isn't slander, what is? As it was, I actually really liked the film music, not the crappy, syrupy theme song. So there. Now go ahead and make fun of me anyway.
- Inappropriate iPod shuffle moment of the day: "Holiday in the Sun," by the Sex Pistols, which blared on as we were driving through the hallowed grounds of Chancellorsville.
- Most played albums Saturday: "Viva la Vida," by Coldplay; and "Everything That Happens Will Happen Today," by David Byrne and Brian Eno." I highly recommend the latter.
MEAL REPORT
- Lunch: Subway, Fredericksburg, Va.: We made a healthy choice here, which was good. That was the last good thing that happened. Joan's seafood sandwich was lacking flavor of any kind and seemed a tad stale, prompting Joan to mutter, "'Eat Fresh' my ass." My tuna sandwich was so nasty, I wanted to personally track down Jared and kick his ass. Jim Nutrition Check: I had a six-inch tuna sandwich and a bag of Sun Chips. Not bad. Restaurant Rating: Bad (1 star).
- Dinner: Philip's Continental Lounge, Richmond, Va.: We managed to find another Roadfood place, making us 2-for-2 on dinners. Unfortunately, while Philip's was slightly better than Allman's on Friday night and the service was lovely, the food was just better than OK. Jim Nutrition Check: I had a garden salad to start, which wasn't very good, but I didn't care about that. Judging a place that specializes in fried, greasy foods on their garden salad is like judging a porn movie on its plot. I did have the restaurant specialty -- the club sandwich, which isn't a great choice, but healthier than most anything else I could have ordered. Nonetheless, I'd say another shaky effort on my part. I have to do better. Joan did like her Greek salad, but found the onion rings -- another Philip's specialty -- to be nothing memorable. Restaurant Rating: 3 stars (out of 5).
HOTEL REPORT
Quality Inn, Richmond, Va.: Our room was bigger than in Fredericksburg, and the lighting was better, which allowed us to see how worn-down and decrepit this place is. The ceiling in the bathroom is rotting, the bed was uncomfortable, the sink was dripping and Joan's side of the bed smelled like urine (insert joke here). But at least the room was large. We also shared the hotel with some friends from home, the George Mason men's basketball team, playing in the Colonial Athletic Association conference here. Rating: 2 stars (out of 5). The hotel get a little extra credit because they waived the dog fee, and last I checked, my car was still parked outside.
TRAVEL WEB SITE OF THE DAY
- Speed Trap Exchange: A site where travelers share speed traps. Now this is crowdsourcing at its best.
SIGN OF THE DAY
- "On Gouldman's Pond," outside a home with a pond, presumably owned by the Gouldman's, in Port Royal, Va.
UPCOMING PLAN (subject to change)
- Today: Some quick stops -- including Best Buy, which better be quick -- in Richmond, and then off to the Outer Banks.
- Monday: South to Charleston, S.C.
- Tuesday: Savannah, Ga.
BONUS BEAGLE PHOTO
Fred and Hank hang out with a cannon at Hazel Grove at the Chancellorsville battlefield.
OK, I've read all the posts. Laughed, laughed, laughed. I just told the hubby we have to do this next summer with Cashmere and Corduroy (two formerly fat, now v. lean and still mean cats). The only tiny problem is I am a germaphobe and spend hours on TripAdvisor researching hotels before we take a trip to be sure I am at the cleanest place I can possibly be otherwise I won't be able to sleep thinking about bed bugs and other vermin possibly crawling on me. So, that will take some finessing.
Be safe and keep on truckin'!
Posted by: T. Ballard Brown | March 08, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Man, if you'd like to "borrow" a couple of my shots of the remains of the Chancellorsville Mansion, the spot where Stonewall was shot and the traffic down the old Orange Pike, I have very reasonable rights fees.
I'm also surprised this didn't come up during Joan's computer crash: GET A MAC!
Posted by: dentuttle | March 08, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Let Casey Taylor off the hook -- I was the one who saw the "Titanic" soundtrack on your desk. Try as I might, I couldn't get the Celine Dion rumor to stick.
Posted by: Matthew | March 08, 2009 at 02:42 PM
Why why why doesn't Joan have a MacBook, too???
My Sony Vaio desktop wiped out my OS downloading SP3 last Aug. 18 (YES, I remember the date!). I went cold turkey Apple that day and have not looked back.
C'mon, Jim ... it's time for Joan to convert!
Posted by: Steve Klein | March 09, 2009 at 07:11 AM
I'm with the previous posters....it's time for Joan to convert. What's she afraid of? Plus with the new iLife you'd be able to tag faces and places and map them. What more could you want?
Have fun in Charleston, SC! Let me know if Atlanta is on the Triptik. Would love to catch up in person.
Posted by: Kathie | March 09, 2009 at 07:54 AM
I love being able to keep up with your progress.
In Charleston, if you are looking for good low country cooking, go to Hominy Grill (http://www.hominygrill.com/ ). Great Shrimp and Grits (okay, not the healthiest), and really amazing breakfasts. Fresh food and friendly service. They have garden seating, as well.
Posted by: Cathy Moscatelli | March 09, 2009 at 09:19 AM
I seriously cannot believe that Joan willingly ordered a "seafood" sandwich in a Subway.
Please, please tell me that you are going to hit Macon, GA on the way to Savannah? From Charleston, it's pretty easy to get there. Savannah is so "expected" -- go to Macon instead!
Beautiful antebellum homes, great southern food & BBQ (incl. boiled peanuts, which I bet you Yankees have never had), the GA Music Hall of Fame, the Harriet Tubman museum.
And special for Fred & Hank, head to Ocmulgee National Monument (ancient Indian Burial Ground) so they can stretch their legs & get in some really good sniffin': www.nps.gov/ocmu
I only wish my Dad was still alive; he gave THE greatest tours of Macon and was the biggest character you could ever hope to meet in your whole life.
Posted by: Rebecca | March 09, 2009 at 09:53 AM
Jim and Joan,
Glad you two had a chance to take in some of the Civil War sites in the Spotsylvania area - lots to see. Sorry you didn't get into Stratford or to Ellwood. You'll definitely want to hit those on your next trip.
Posted by: Rob Shenk | March 09, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Jim, my son can repair any computer if you want to fly him in... : )
Posted by: Chet Rhodes | March 09, 2009 at 01:22 PM
JJFH...
Great stuff, as always. Hope all is well...my folks are back for the sequel as well and send their best.
Quick question: does typepad have a mobile format handily available? I love to catch these on the fly, but my handset is not handling the full site all that elegantly.
Quick comment: I have also been a longtime fan of movie scores. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
J
Posted by: Jim Hassert | March 09, 2009 at 02:36 PM
We love reading your updates! We must have been within a few miles of each other while you were in Fredericksburg as we returned home via I-95 from our own historical tour of Virginia last weekend (Yorktown and Colonial Williamsburg). We plan to tackle the Civil War sites soon, so thanks for the wonderful posts on historical sites in the Fredericksburg and Richmond areas.
If you are in the mood for some entertaining travel fiction, Patrick and I just finished reading Jules Verne's "Around The World in Eighty Days." We both loved the book. It will surely remind you of how quick and easy travel has become.
Michelle
Posted by: Michelle Shanahan and Dan Salsburg | March 13, 2009 at 12:48 PM